Sunday, September 11, 2011

SEX WITH ALIENS

(a 50 word short story published in 50 to 1)


The alien is just a big heart that has a vagina.

“Have you ever met a Bantolian?” it asks.

“No,” I say.

“They’re just big tongues. They’re really sexy.”

Whenever the alien and I have sex, it brings up another alien race. I think it likes seeing me get jealous.

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